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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:29

Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
This decades-old Gmail trick is still my favorite email management hack - Android Police
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
No, not a chance
The Witcher 4 is built for console first, CDPR confirms 60FPS is not guaranteed - TweakTown
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
share office space ...
This Week In Space podcast: Episode 165 — Guardians of Space - Space
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?